Thirty-Sixth Shower - [Action/Voice]

[thalassashells]

[It's Christmas Eve, and though she may have gotten a late start, Kairi's no stranger to Christmas spirit. Maybe she was hoping Sora would come back before now, but without the appearance of her familiar brunette, the redhead has chosen to take things into her own hands.

Without any warning or real explanation, she's rounded up her three favorite victims to torture boys to talk to. Here's lookin' at you, Axel, Riku, and Jacob. More than likely Roxas was dragged in to be an elf. She's got the boys posed in the center of town in various states of holiday dress, and she herself in a Santa Clause dress and giant bag of small wrapped presents at her feet. She's shivering a bit, but that's not gonna stop her as she picks up the journal to make an announcement.]

Hey guys! Let's lighten the mood a little around here...it's Christmas, after all. Come down to the middle of the plaza, my elves and I have something for everybody.

[And then just for good measure? Yeah, Sora's "Santa does exist" sign is once again making an appearance and is staked into the ground in front of her group of misfits.]

[ooc: Threadjacking encouraged, various KH cast kids will answer threads...you never know who you'll get!]

Comments

[sortabeautiful.livejournal.com]

Magic is real in your world, isn't it? Maybe he can stop time or something.

[stilldontgotit.livejournal.com]

There's magic, but magic can't solve everything. There are as many worlds out there as there are stars. Even someone like Santa couldn't handle that.

[sortabeautiful.livejournal.com]

Maybe there are multiple Santas? [ a low whistle. ] Maybe all those creepy mall Santas are actually apart of his army of gift-giving.

[stilldontgotit.livejournal.com]

What, like an army of clones?

[He laughs and shakes his head.]

I think I'll just stick with guys in costume, if that's alright.

[sortabeautiful.livejournal.com]

Poorly designed clones that look nothing alike.

Yeah. I'd like to keep my apartment Santafree.

[stilldontgotit.livejournal.com]

Don't jinx it. The Malnosso could always send over one of their robots dressed in a Santa suit to handle kidnappings.

[Yes, he seriously went there.]

[sortabeautiful.livejournal.com]

... Don't even joke. That creepy statue could have hidden mics.

[stilldontgotit.livejournal.com]

You know, that really wouldn't surprise me.

[sortabeautiful.livejournal.com]

We may have brought about our own downfall.

[stilldontgotit.livejournal.com]

Right. Downfall at the hands of Santa droids.