Twenty-Sixth Shower-[Voice]

[thalassashells]

Okay, so I have to ask. I know we've got this huge amount of traffic suddenly, but how many of you people here have suddenly started seeing doubles of yourself, or younger or older versions of yourselves?

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[raindropsmash.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately. Ever since I became a keyblade bearer, it's been nothing but world hopping.

[meteorical]

...come again?

[raindropsmash.livejournal.com]

You haven't heard of them? People who seal worlds with giant keys?

[meteorical]

No, I have. Why have you?

[raindropsmash.livejournal.com]

Didn't I just tell you? I've got a keyblade. If you've heard of 'em, then you probably know the whole song and dance already.

[meteorical]

Excuse me? That...no. Sora was the last Keyblade master, there's no way.

[raindropsmash.livejournal.com]

... Sora? But that's my dad's name.

[meteorical]

...dad?

[raindropsmash.livejournal.com]

Why's that surprising? Everyone says I look like him anyway.

[meteorical]

Sora becomes a dad?

[raindropsmash.livejournal.com]

I'm living proof of that, aren't I? Though Mom did say it took forever for Dad to grow up.

[meteorical]

That sounds about right. Who's your mom...?

[raindropsmash.livejournal.com]

Her name's Kairi.

[meteorical]

...you're kidding, right?

[raindropsmash.livejournal.com]

Would I lie about something as simple as my parents' names?

[meteorical]

I don't know, but there's no way I have a son.

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[raindropsmash.livejournal.com]

[raindropsmash.livejournal.com]

... You're saying that you're my mom? Don't make me laugh.

[meteorical]

Well, my name is Kairi, and Sora's my best friend.

[raindropsmash.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but... Mom wouldn't have been so surprised to see me. [Upset momma's boy is upset.]

... Those are pretty freaky coincidences. You wouldn't happen to be from the Destiny Islands either?

[meteorical]

[But she's fifteen and didn't think Sora would man up long enough to produce kids D:]

Yeah, Sora and I are. So's our friend Riku.

[raindropsmash.livejournal.com]

[All very valid points. D: Kierren just loves his mommy too much. ... And now he's realizing he just insulted his mommy. FML.]

Wait, Uncle Riku? ... Crap, you really are Mom.

[meteorical]

...[Okay, she apologizes but she's going to just have to laugh a little.] Apparently so.

[raindropsmash.livejournal.com]

Man... I would've never guessed. [laughs, though it's a bit forced] Should've paid more attention to Dad's stories.

[meteorical]

[She's still really weirded out about talking to a boy claiming to be her son, but Kairi likes kids. She knows this is probably just as awkward for him.] What has Sora told you?